I love a good death scene. Try to tell me it’s not the highlight of any horror movie. Even if the plot sucks, a good enough kill scene can make up for it. And the bloodier, the better. The more unique, the better. The more cringe worthy, say it with me... While there are many... Continue Reading →
Oy, With the Sequels Already!
Let’s talk about The Boy, a 2016 suspense thriller about a woman who, while running from an abusive ex boyfriend, relocates to England to take a job as a nanny for an unusually old couple’s son. Upon meeting “Brahms” she discovers he is nothing more than a doll. Or is he? No, he really is.... Continue Reading →
Hallowe’en, Samhain, and Jesus
One more day til’ Halloween, Halloween, Halloween... I’m at home by myself. Orange lights turned on. Halloween 3 playing in the background. Trying to mash all traditions into tonight. The wrong night. You see, it’s not just my favorite holiday. It’s a lifestyle. What started out focused around the dead, to me is a... Continue Reading →
Deciphering the Ending of HALLOWEEN 2018
SPOILER ALERT* Although if you haven’t seen it by now, why are you even reading this blog? If you know nothing else about me, you know I’m a huge Michael Myers fan. Halloween is, after all, the Perfect horror film, and it’s the first born of my favorite franchise to date. So it... Continue Reading →
The 8 Most Frustrating Characters in Horror Films
As Wes Craven’s game changing 90s slasher, SCREAM, pointed out, There are certain rules we all accept in horror films. If a character has sex, they’re probably going to die. If they smoke the devil’s lettuce in their car without a care in the world, they haven’t checked the backseat… and they’re going to die.... Continue Reading →
